So I'm driving on my way to work this morning and some asshole is riding my ass beeping his horn because, apparently, he is in a hurry and I am driving way too slow for him. Well tough shit, asshole! I was going the speed limit and it was on a stretch of road where the police are normally parked waiting for someone to pull over for speeding.
Now you might think that riding my ass might get me to drive faster but the truth is that it makes me more inclined to drive slower just to fuck with you. Riding my ass will not make me drive any faster. But you are probably used to riding people's asses due to your anal, buttfucking tendencies. Yeah, you were probably late to work as a result of taking it up the ass all hours of the night and and only got about an hour's sleep.
So, to sum up my sentiments ever so succinctly: go fuck yourself, asshole!
